I never knew you were adopted, but why would you?
I’d say I don’t wear a lanyard and besides, it’s not like in EastEnders.
There was no drum roll inducing reveal.
I’ve always known and it’s really not a big deal.
It’s just another fact about me, like how I watch F1 or prefer Blur to Oasis or love salt and vinegar crisps.
I was irritated that they thought it was something worth commenting on, but now, now I can see the expanse of it and that really I was upset about something else.